Always Wear A Bulletproof Vest on the Holodeck(snackable)
Based on the vision from the early 90s, here are some things I’ve learned about what the future will be like.
A Muppet in the White House(snackable)
The leadership we want, the googly eyes we need.
You’ve never seen a stash like my beagle’s stash.
“Glee”: Singing for the Sublime
Adults pretending to be teenage singers, and what it has to do with 18th century rhetoric.
Right on, my gay brother — shake up that show’s middle-American sensibilities.
The Key to Success is Being a Self-Involved Douchebag
The only thing I’ve glimpsed about the artistic process in all of these reality shows is that it takes a good deal of training, talent, and total and complete narcissism.
The Clothes Make the Schlub(snackable)
Despite my best efforts, I will inevitably dress like a dork.
Jay Leno: The Worn Paisley Comforter of Television
Why the man who’s ousting Conan O’Brien isn’t funny — and doesn’t have to be.
Riding Shotgun: Ronald Reagan, Junk Bonds, and Other Mindless Drivel We Used to Love
This time the 80s wants our money.
From 14 Hours in the Future: This Just In
The sordid tale of a news junkie.