They are like a gang — intimidating and slightly unnerving. Dominating the same place every day, they stare at each passerby and occasionally deface public property.
The first morning after the cat escaped, the neighbor girl tells you she couldn’t sleep because she heard you calling “Maggie” all night long.
Tails of Triumph(snackable)
Most people don't get choked up when their dog mounts another dog. But then most people don't have a Tillie.
Would you tolerate a roommate who stole your food and bit you?
You’ve never seen a stash like my beagle’s stash.
The Fast and the Squirmiest(snackable)
There"s a mass of worms inside my house, writhing around the decomposing remains of a garden salad, some old canned pineapple, and a moldy slice of what used to be bread.
A eulogy for an orange fish.