Mike Meagher

(rollicking laggard)

height: 210 barleycorns, or about 70 pouces
vices: television, candy, anything with pumpkin in it, and historical novels
foes: cats, spiders, and Bill the Butcher
heroes: Thomas Jefferson, Don Mattingly, Ralph H. Baer, and Victor Borge
shares a birthday with: Georgios Papanicolaou, Georges Braque, Stevie Wonder, and Bea Arthur