Michael Duck
(editor guy)
faster than: a speeding tortoise
more powerful than: a screaming baby
able to leap: about two feet
disguised as: a mild-mannered reporter
fights a never-ending battle for: justice, accuracy, and sleep
All the feature stories Michael has written so far:
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Face the Truth
— February 1, 2011 -
Does Crunchable Have a Future?
— September 6, 2010 -
One Hypocrite Burger, To Go
— April 5, 2010 -
Partnership
— February 1, 2010 -
A Brief History of Crunch
— October 5, 2009 -
The Colonoscopy Chronicles, Part II: Enter the Scope
— September 21, 2009 -
The Colonoscopy Chronicles, Part I
— September 7, 2009 -
Requiem for a Fish
— June 1, 2009 -
Swimming in the Press Pool:
— May 18, 2009
David Simon Doesn’t Understand Newspapers -
Juiced
— May 4, 2009 -
Swimming in the Press Pool: Keeping Up with the Tweeple
— April 20, 2009 -
Duck of the Irish
— March 2, 2009 -
Swimming in the Press Pool: Torch the Newsroom
— February 16, 2009 -
Swimming in the Press Pool: Newspapers’ iPod Moment
— January 5, 2009 -
The Ghosts of High School Past
— December 1, 2008 -
Toys “R” Everywhere
— November 3, 2008 -
Deflated
— September 1, 2008 -
The Pope, the Dalai Lama, and Me
— August 4, 2008 -
To Kill a Mouse
— February 18, 2008 -
Where the Air is Fresh and the Beds are Lumpy
— January 21, 2008 -
This Old Game: Metal Gear Solid
— August 9, 2007 -
An Old Friendship, Transformed
— July 9, 2007 -
All Apologies
— May 28, 2007 -
Baby, I Love Your Way
— May 16, 2007 -
Flooded with Family
— April 9, 2007 -
Lessons in Love
— February 12, 2007 -
Michael Duck on Michael Duck
— January 8, 2007 -
(Heart)Breaking News
— November 13, 2006 -
Without My Family
— September 11, 2006 -
Parenting is Making Me Weird
— August 14, 2006 -
Doing Zen Badly
— April 10, 2006 -
Bumming around Brussels; On to Luxembourg!
— March 13, 2006 -
Tracking the Wild Housewife
— February 27, 2006 -
Lost in the Mail
— November 30, 2005 -
A Summer Not to Remember
— October 25, 2005 -
Dear Tommy
— September 20, 2005 -
When a Lawnmower is Just a Lawnmower
— January 17, 2005 -
The Easter Basil
— April 21, 2003 -
He-Man uber Alles
— September 21, 2002 -
So, How’s Married Life Treating You?
— August 28, 2002
All the Snackable stories Michael has written so far:
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Far and Away:
— May 10, 2013
Crunchable’s New Issue -
Upstream:
— March 18, 2013
Crunchable’s New Issue -
“The Avengers” Comic Book References Explained
— October 4, 2012 -
More on “The Avengers”: What Worked, What Didn’t
— September 26, 2012 -
More Than a Few Thoughts on “The Avengers”
— September 24, 2012 -
Mike Renovates his Bathroom: Break Open in Case of Renovation
— December 21, 2011 -
I Did Not Invent Crunchable
— October 28, 2011 -
Mike Renovates his Bathroom: Words in the Walls
— June 22, 2011 -
Mike Renovates his Bathroom: What Lies Beneath These Shower Walls
— May 3, 2011 -
Mike Renovates his Bathroom: Fear, Loathing, and Puke-Green Tile
— April 21, 2011 -
The AP Killed my E-Mail
— March 30, 2011 -
What I Learned from David Broder
— March 11, 2011 -
Work with Mii
— February 23, 2011 -
Dam Snow
— February 9, 2011 -
Face the Truth
— February 1, 2011 -
The Future? (A Crunchable live chat)
— November 21, 2010 -
Shifting Gears
— November 9, 2010 -
Does Crunchable Have a Future, Part III
— September 27, 2010 -
Bieber Who?
— September 20, 2010 -
My Kids Say the Darndest Things
— September 13, 2010 -
The Fast and the Squirmiest
— July 20, 2010 -
Crunchable is Facebook-able?
— May 3, 2010 -
Bigger than the iPad
— April 26, 2010 -
Ukulele Lust
— March 29, 2010 -
Preserving the Words
— March 22, 2010 -
The Clothes Make the Schlub
— February 22, 2010 -
Crisis in Haiti
— January 18, 2010 -
I Am Thankful
— November 30, 2009 -
Burn, Baby, Burn
— November 23, 2009 -
Stripes and Stars Forever
— September 14, 2009 -
No Secrets
— August 31, 2009 -
Calling All Web Designers
— August 24, 2009 -
As Seen Online!
— August 3, 2009 -
Retro Viral
— July 27, 2009 -
Michael Jackson Without Words
— June 29, 2009 -
Twitpocalypse Not?
— June 17, 2009 -
Twitpocalypse Now
— June 15, 2009 -
Not a Morning Person
— May 25, 2009 -
By the Power of YouTube
— May 11, 2009 -
Canine Conundrum
— May 4, 2009 -
Resurrection Fish
— April 13, 2009 -
Live from Mike’s Lunch
— March 30, 2009 -
A Taste for Tissues
— March 23, 2009 -
For the Love of Tweet
— February 16, 2009 -
Death Checkers
— February 2, 2009 -
Mourning
— January 12, 2009 -
Hanukkah for Gentiles
— December 29, 2008 -
Home Sweet Home
— December 22, 2008 -
Christmas Vacation
— December 15, 2008 -
The End of an Election
— November 10, 2008 -
Sarah Palin Sarah Palin Sarah Palin!
— October 27, 2008 -
Political “Crunch” Time
— September 22, 2008 -
My Computer is Dead
— August 25, 2008 -
Down in the Dumps
— August 18, 2008 -
Skunked
— July 28, 2008 -
Ground-Up
— July 21, 2008 -
The Backwoods Behemoth
— June 30, 2008 -
A Mother and a Fighter
— June 2, 2008 -
With My Baby
— April 7, 2008 -
I Ate the Bunny
— March 31, 2008 -
Lord of the Highway
— March 24, 2008 -
Wade in the Water
— December 10, 2007 -
In My Room
— November 26, 2007 -
The Wayback, the Way Forward
— November 5, 2007 -
Best Costume Ever
— October 29, 2007 -
Rock the Lobster
— October 1, 2007 -
Context is Everything
— September 17, 2007 -
Nine Minutes
— September 10, 2007 -
Lame Duck
— September 3, 2007 -
Late
— August 13, 2007 -
Home Alone
— July 23, 2007 -
To Sleep
— July 16, 2007 -
Weed Whacked
— June 25, 2007 -
Mr. and Mrs. Mallard
— May 16, 2007 -
Kurt Vonnegut is Dead
— April 16, 2007 -
Constant Comment
— April 2, 2007 -
Building a Batcave
— March 26, 2007 -
Orion
— March 12, 2007 -
Ego-Surfing
— March 5, 2007 -
CrunchCasting, Part 2
— February 26, 2007 -
CrunchCasting
— February 19, 2007 -
Bowled Over
— February 5, 2007 -
House of Nerd
— January 22, 2007 -
I Resolve …
— January 1, 2007 -
Muppets and a Country Boy Come a-Caroling
— December 25, 2006 -
The NyQuil Effect
— December 18, 2006 -
Scouting out Adventure
— November 27, 2006 -
The Future Looks Mighty Crunchy
— October 30, 2006 -
The Anticipation of Crunch
— October 16, 2006 -
Make it Real
— October 2, 2006 -
I Read Ginsberg on 9/11
— September 11, 2006 -
Mint Chocolate Chump
— September 4, 2006 -
The Extradimensional Parking Garage
— August 7, 2006 -
First Day of Summer
— June 26, 2006 -
Doctor’s Office Magazine Blues
— June 19, 2006 -
Evolution by Supernatural Selection
— June 12, 2006 -
First Contact
— May 22, 2006 -
Welcome Home
— May 8, 2006 -
May Day! May Day!
— May 1, 2006 -
He’s Got Rhythm
— April 25, 2006 -
A Recipe for Showing Off
— April 16, 2006 -
Doggie Knows Best
— March 13, 2006 -
We Need More Words
— March 6, 2006 -
Taking Another Whack at Journalism
— February 6, 2006 -
Web Design for Complete Flutzes
— January 23, 2006 -
Well, Dog, It’s Just You and Me
— January 9, 2005